PMS Update

It's not like PMS rules my life, but I have been affected by it. My men readers might think they don't need to read this but they are just kidding themselves if they think they aren't affected by PMS. Think of how much better their lives would be if they could reduce the amount of PMS around them!

Here is the data from 3 months of nutritarian PMSing:

• No cravings
• No bloating (but I did retain water - about 2 lbs worth - maybe I'm still too big to notice if there is bloating. You may have to have a flat tummy to notice.)
• No cramps
• Still get pimples - just one big one next to my ear
• Still cry at touching commercials, corny stories, and son's graduation
• Still surrounded by idiots 2 days a month - (it used to last an entire week - that's a long time to roll your eyes)

All in all I think that is a quite an improvement.

Tomorrow I am going to tell you how old I am and HOW MUCH I WEIGH! Pretty brave hu?